AHPPY BRITHDAY YOU POMPOUS DICKSUCKER
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon
IT’S 500 follower GIVEAWAY TIME!! Although this is a small giveaway i thought I would send these cuties to a new home~! They are both new and unused~!
newly added: cute stationary, erasers, pencils and a sketch request by me~
Rules as followed:
-reblog as many times as you like, likes don’t count but you can use it to bookmark the post
-there will be two winners!
-first place gets first pick, second place gets leftover!
-I will throw in an extra surprise gift for the winners~!
- you MUST be comfortable giving me your address! Shipping is only in the United States!! No International til my next giveaway! - winners will be inboxeswhen chosen!
Winner will be chosen on MAY 1st!!!
Good luck everyone and thank you for following me!!
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing